Three word story game.

[shaverd]

now on foot

[Rangerj]

looking for help

[peace]

above the clouds

[Rangerj]

and found inspiration

[Destroyer]

the beauty of

[shaverd]

the great outdoors

[Rangerj]

with bluebird skies

[gravedigger]

then reality hit

[Rangerj]

was only dreaming

[peace]

and awoke to

[gravedigger]

a compound fracture

[Rangerj]

The Grim Reaper

[Destroyer]

wearing new glasses

[Rangerj]

and green pants

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with a rose

[Rangerj]

up his nose

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

in his ear

[Rangerj]

was brown wax

[peace]

and Heineken Beer

[Rangerj]

he was buzzing

[peace]

grabbing his cousin

[Rangerj]

and hit him

[peace]

in the nose

[Rangerj]

and blood ran

[peace]

like a river

[Rangerj]

to his shoes

[Destroyer]

that feel uncomfortable

[peace]

taking them off

[Destroyer]

to tip toe

[peace]

silently stalking the

[Rangerj]

elusive gold monkey

[peace]

Cheetah's second cousin

[NeilMac]

and Aunty Doris.

[Rangerj]

5th born ape

[peace]

really an orangutan

[Rangerj]

with blue mohawk

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and pink nails

[Rangerj]

that are nasty

[Destroyer]

smelling due to

[Rangerj]

a horrible fungus

[Simple Life]

he got from

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

using Hutch's strings

[Rangerj]

that stimulate decay

[peace]

while settling in

[Rangerj]

the swamp stand

[peace]

picking his boogers

[Rangerj]

from his moustache

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and licking them

[Rangerj]

like licorice sticks

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

yum yum yum!!!

[Simple Life]

then there was

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

6 big deer

[Rangerj]

then sasquatch yelled

[Simple Life]

looks like dinner

[Rangerj]

they ran away

[Simple Life]

only to be

[Rangerj]

ate by sharks

[Simple Life]

that where very

[Rangerj]

shy at first

[peace]

also very hungry

[Rangerj]

in the mornings

[Destroyer]

with no breakfast

[peace]

What? No Pancakes!

[Rangerj]

and no syrup

[Simple Life]

so they made

[Rangerj]

tasty mud pies

[Simple Life]

from Hutch's recipe

[Rangerj]

his grandmother had

[Simple Life]

since Hutch was

[Destroyer]

able to shoot

[Rangerj]

a kid's bow

[Simple Life]

that had pink

[Destroyer]

and purple ribbons

[Rangerj]

around the riser

[Destroyer]

and the limbs

[Rangerj]

were always twisted

[Destroyer]

and sometimes cracked

[Rangerj]

at half draw

[Destroyer]

and full draw

[Rangerj]

then snapped completely

[Destroyer]

and lodged in

[Rangerj]

his big belly

[Destroyer]

his hairy belly

[Rangerj]

which was full

[Destroyer]

of chocolate worms

[Rangerj]

and spoiled milk

[peace]

curdled peanut butter

[Rangerj]

now puking violently

[Destroyer]

all the colors

[Rangerj]

of the rainbow

[Destroyer]

except for brown

[Simple Life]

all over the

[Rangerj]

seal gut pile

[gravedigger]

the great white's

[peace]

razor sharp teeth

[Rangerj]

that loves PETA

[Destroyer]

Smith the model

[Rangerj]

with three ears

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and a short

[Rangerj]

pair of feet

[Destroyer]

growing from her

[Rangerj]

her hairy belly

[Destroyer]

with fungus growing

[Rangerj]

on each toe

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

under his armpit

[Rangerj]

which is why

[Destroyer]

people freak out

[Rangerj]

and blame hunters

[Destroyer]

for global warming

[Rangerj]

and the economy

[Destroyer]

and overweight archers

[Rangerj]

who can't shoot

[Destroyer]

long ata bows

[Rangerj]

only single cams

[gravedigger]

or nurf bow's

[Destroyer]

that shoot teeth

[Rangerj]

That are brown

[Destroyer]

with black gunk

[Rangerj]

and purple gums

[peace]

stinking like death

[Rangerj]

of decaying possum

[gravedigger]

...as it was

[Rangerj]

in the garbage

[Destroyer]

pile next to

[Speedykills]

The bath room.

[Rangerj]

at the campground

[gotboar]

stroked her kitty

[Destroyer]

shaped electric guitar

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

on the top

[Destroyer]

bunk bed in

[Rangerj]

high security cell

[Destroyer]

and heard a

[Rangerj]

gospel quartet singing

[Destroyer]

three wooden crosses

[Rangerj]

to Peta crowd

[Destroyer]

running from wild

[Rangerj]

hogs with horns

[gravedigger]

playing jazz music

[Rangerj]

by the river

[Destroyer]

The hogs caught

[Rangerj]

a bad cold

[peace]

and became bacon

[Rangerj]

in the pan

[Destroyer]

tasted very nice

[Rangerj]

with scrambled eggs

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and green bacon

[Rangerj]

with yellow grits

[Money Man]

and corned-beef hash

[Destroyer]

washed down with

[Rangerj]

Miller Genuine Draft

[Destroyer]

and a bourbon

[Rangerj]

with diet Sprite

[Destroyer]

After that meal

[gravedigger]

comes the moonshine

[Rangerj]

and Chinese cigars

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with white bread

[Rangerj]

and brown rice

[Destroyer]

on the chest

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

of the president

[Rangerj]

of the tushhogs

[Destroyer]

stinky mad butt

[gravedigger]

who should wipe

[Rangerj]

with 100 grit

[peace]

diamond filled sandpaper

[Rangerj]

trimmed with Charmin

[Destroyer]

soaked in alcohol

[Rangerj]

mixed with gasoline

[Destroyer]

and petroleum jelly

[peace]

and some C4

[Rangerj]

now ignite it

[Destroyer]

running very fast

[peace]

Perry for President

[Destroyer]

had no idea

[Rangerj]

he was running

[Destroyer]

the wrong way

[Rangerj]

to the line

[peace]

to shoot Vegas

[Rangerj]

and shoot craps

[Destroyer]

but mainly shoot

[Rangerj]

a game of!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Destroyer]

I'm scared to

[Rangerj]

name the game

[Destroyer]

because Rangerj will

[Rangerj]

not get involved

[peace]

in taffy pulling

[Rangerj]

on Monday Mornings

[Destroyer]

because it is

[Rangerj]

not enviromentally safe

[peace]

drinking the KOOL-AID

[Rangerj]

the kids sell

[gravedigger]

down in compton

[peace]

or in Anchorage

[Rangerj]

in the igloo

[peace]

warming his buns

[Rangerj]

with a flashlight

[Simple Life]

and a small

[Rangerj]

baby polar bear

[peace]

behind the penguin

[Simple Life]

came in too

[gravedigger]

some cold cash

[Simple Life]

which they got

[Rangerj]

and hot chicks

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

not for you!

[Rangerj]

but for you

[gravedigger]

too can dream

[Rangerj]

old men do

[Simple Life]

of the days

[Rangerj]

chasing hot chicks

[peace]

around the pool

[Destroyer]

naked very naked

[peace]

to go swimming

[Destroyer]

with hot chicks

[Rangerj]

some were blondes

[Destroyer]

some were brunettes

[Rangerj]

most were ugly

[Destroyer]

but after some

[Rangerj]

strong alcohol drinks

[Destroyer]

they look much

[Rangerj]

like bar flies

[Destroyer]

sexy bar flies

[peace]

and lonely people

[Destroyer]

with .44 magnums

[Rangerj]

and mental issues

[gravedigger]

geting on down

[Rangerj]

the dirt road

[Simple Life]

to GD's house

[Rangerj]

for the backhoe

[Simple Life]

to dig up..

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

an old body

[Simple Life]

that was burried

[Rangerj]

by drunken friends

[Destroyer]

just last week

[Rangerj]

he's ripe now

[peace]

meat cleaves bones

[Rangerj]

skin slips off

[Destroyer]

smelling really bad

[Rangerj]

in the woods

[Destroyer]

where deer abound

[Rangerj]

dodging my arrows

[Destroyer]

while A.S watches

[Rangerj]

and laughs his

[peace]

self totally silly

[Rangerj]

until he cries

[Destroyer]

out no more

[Rangerj]

to the Monks

[Destroyer]

while loading his

[Rangerj]

50 caliber caplock

[Destroyer]

click click click

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

then a bang!

[Rangerj]

the smoke cleared