Three word story game.

[peace]

for Cancer Cause

[Rangerj]

it should be

[peace]

Martin Prowler Arrows

[Rangerj]

with right helical

[peace]

five inch feathers

[Don B]

By Gator Feathers

[peace]

Black, Gold and

[Rangerj]

with purple and

[peace]

cresting and stripes

[Rangerj]

with frog lips

[peace]

garnished with butter

[Rangerj]

smothered in onions

[peace]

smoked and roasted

[Rangerj]

with dijon mustard

[Don B]

and dill pickels

[Rangerj]

with pork rinds

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

Swallowed it whole

[Rangerj]

and was constipated

[Don B]

pooped out blood

[Rangerj]

full of seeds

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

which sprouted into

[Rangerj]

green pea soup

[Don B]

cooked with ham

[gravedigger]

and baked beans

[Don B]

and some mustard

[Rangerj]

with fat back

[Don B]

then slow cooked
Don.

[Rangerj]

over hot coals

[peace]

in a smoker

[Don B]

with hickory wood

Don.

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and cow patties

[Rangerj]

covered with ants

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and many fleas

[Rangerj]

the blue ones

[peace]

to cause regurgitation

[Rangerj]

because most folks

[Don B]

can't eat ants

[Rangerj]

but some where

[Don B]

still walking around

Don.

[gravedigger]

with a strange

[Don B]

pair of shorts

[Rangerj]

with nasty stains

[gravedigger]

from hippi blood

[Rangerj]

and Camel snot

[Don B]

in your eye

[cerebus111]

And a t-shirt

[Rangerj]

covered in blood

[peace]

full of holes

[Don B]

and sinking fast

[peace]

yet forever floating

[Don B]

on pillowy clouds

[peace]

angels wings flapping

[Don B]

organ music playing

[minnie]

a hypnotic riff

[Rangerj]

the preacher was

[Don B]

fletching his arrows

[Rangerj]

with tired hands

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and baggy eyelids

[Rangerj]

but still faithful

[Don B]

the masses marched

[Spiker]

to their stands

[old newbie]

a big tree.

[Rangerj]

near the field

[Don B]

full of corn

[Rangerj]

out of sight

[peace]

ready to sleep

[Rangerj]

his fatigue away

[Spiker]

when the vision

[Rangerj]

gets real clear

[Don B]

it's 32 yards

[Rangerj]

to the truck

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

in the woods

[Rangerj]

behind the barn

[Don B]

in pouring rain

[Rangerj]

in the sunshine

[gravedigger]

at 12:00 AM

[Rangerj]

during the Equinox

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with blowing wind

[Rangerj]

and blinding snow

[Don B]

here comes the

[Rangerj]

summer snow storm

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

hitting hard and

[Rangerj]

covering his glasses

[peace]

with automatic wipers

[darkember]

that keep failing

[Rangerj]

making it worse

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

for him to

[Rangerj]

function like he

[Don B]

thought he could

[Rangerj]

however the ghost

[Spiker]

and hypnotized chickens

[Rangerj]

were coloring eggs

[Spiker]

while secretly plotting

[Rangerj]

a silent takeover

[Don B]

at Easter Ranch

[Rangerj]

without the squirrels

[Spiker]

or their nuts

[gravedigger]

being handeld by

[Don B]

real cold hands

[Rangerj]

and rough fingernails

[Spiker]

painted bright pink

[Rangerj]

with purple eyeliner

[Don B]

orange spiked hair

[Rangerj]

jeans with holes

[Don B]

and army boots

[Rangerj]

all scuffed up

[Spiker]

mad as hell

[Rangerj]

ain't going take

[Don B]

it laying down

[Rangerj]

ready to fight

[Spiker]

or die for

[Rangerj]

all who were

[Don B]

shooting thier bows

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

in a windstorm

[gravedigger]

with snow blowing

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and huge lightning

[Rangerj]

without their release

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and bent arrows

[Rangerj]

that shoot straight

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

up to the moon.

[peace]

over the sun

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and around jupiter

[Rangerj]

then the Blackhole

[Don B]

sucked everything in

[Rangerj]

now gone forever

[Don B]

oh but look

[Rangerj]

it's not raining

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

it is pouring:D

[Rangerj]

blue shiny stars

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with red dots

[Rangerj]

hot to touch

[Spiker]

And going nowhere.

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

sang romantic songs

[ElkSlayer]

to the pony

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and the dog

[elkslayer4x5]

forget the cat

[ElkSlayer]

who ran away

[elkslayer4x5]

after a mouse

[Rangerj]

cat was jealous

[ElkSlayer]

It loves dog's

[elkslayer4x5]

and hates mice

[Rangerj]

eats sardines and

[ElkSlayer]

lots of pigeons

[Don B]

on ritz crackers

[ElkSlayer]

with limburger cheese

[Rangerj]

with mustard and

[elkslayer4x5]

and tea leaves

[ElkSlayer]

tell your future

[elkslayer4x5]

and the dogs

[Rangerj]

all ran away

[ElkSlayer]

when Bears showed

[Spiker]

their tutu's again

[ElkSlayer]

wearing high heals

[elkslayer4x5]

and feather boas

[Rangerj]

with gold teeth

[elkslayer4x5]

singing Strisend songs

[Rangerj]

hurting everyones ears

[ElkSlayer]

coyotes howled loudly

[Rangerj]

and ran away

[elkslayer4x5]

to sing again

[gravedigger]

the thug songs

[Rangerj]

in the neighborhood

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

of great marksmen

[Rangerj]

shooting with precision

[Don B]

at moving targets

[minnie]

from the bridge

[Rangerj]

with deadly results

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and grining wide

[Rangerj]

ear to ear

[Don B]

look the Joker

[gravedigger]

shows its teath

[Don B]

dripping with blood

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and flesh hanging

[Rangerj]

from his lips

[gravedigger]

waiting for the

[Rangerj]

ice cold beer

[Don B]

and venison burgers

[ElkSlayer]

Thast So Tasty

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

then he puked
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[Rangerj]

up frog hair

[Don B]

and chicken lips

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

then ate it!

[ElkSlayer]

Because its tasty

[elkslayer4x5]

not chicken lips!

[Rangerj]

only with mustard

[ElkSlayer]

with hot sauce

[Rangerj]

and pancake syrup

[ElkSlayer]

from skunk urine

[Rangerj]

that was roadkill

[ElkSlayer]

two simi trucks

[Rangerj]

with loud horns

[ElkSlayer]

It didn't hear

[Rangerj]

which caused death

[ElkSlayer]

shouldn't cross interstates

[Rangerj]

after drinking beer

[ElkSlayer]

an slamin shots

[Don B]

that became ever

[Rangerj]

very very obvious

[elkslayer4x5]

to the cat

[gravedigger]

in the hat

[ElkSlayer]

trashed the house

[Rangerj]

after the singing

[Don B]

on American Idol

[Rangerj]

it was sad

[Don B]

the cat puked

[gravedigger]

was better then

[Rangerj]

the mice died

[elkslayer4x5]

the cat cried

[Rangerj]

funeral services were

[Don B]

held on Sunday

[gravedigger]

by gravediggers's cemetery

[Rangerj]

preached by Hutch

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

to martin archers

[Rangerj]

about his strings

[Don B]

being twisted tight

[ElkSlayer]

Bill screamed painfully

[gravedigger]

what the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Rangerj]

he screamed what

[ElkSlayer]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
very loadly

[Rangerj]

and it caused

[ElkSlayer]

windows to break

[Rangerj]

and roaches run

[Simple Life]

dogs to bark

[Rangerj]

and chase cars

[Arrow Splitter]

Down Interstate 93

[gravedigger]

straight to oregon

[Rangerj]

singing the blues

[ElkSlayer]

with broken bow

[Rangerj]

with no warranty

[ElkSlayer]

wasn't a martin

[Arrow Splitter]

but another type

[Rangerj]

of over rated

[ElkSlayer]

High priced junk

[Rangerj]

with outstanding marketing

[rpalt1]

probably a mat---s

[Rangerj]

you are right

[ElkSlayer]

handed not left

[Rangerj]

but which way

[ElkSlayer]

for the wizard

[Don B]

swings both ways

[Rangerj]

left and right

[elkslayer4x5]

As well as

[elkslayer4x5]

Up and down

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

forward and backwards





Hutch:cool:

[Rangerj]

round and round

[gravedigger]

too and froe

[Rangerj]

off they go

[rpalt1]

without a care

[Rangerj]

into the woods

[ElkSlayer]

over the hills