Three word story game.

[Rangerj]

through the swamp

[ElkSlayer]

past the woodsman

[Simple Life]

into the black

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

dark and mean

[Rangerj]

the grim reaper

[ElkSlayer]

scythe in hand

[Rangerj]

looking for heads

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

of the gecko

[Rangerj]

stop those commercials

[ElkSlayer]

no billboard here

[Rangerj]

it's raining now

[ElkSlayer]

rivers rising now

[Rangerj]

no help available

[ElkSlayer]

Launch the boats

[Rangerj]

and row away

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

the ship sunk!

[Rangerj]

their arrows floated

[ElkSlayer]

their compounds sank

[Simple Life]

along came a

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

lonely singing Canadian

[Rangerj]

wild and drunk

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

stumbling and falling

[Rangerj]

in the road

[ElkSlayer]

he found something

[gravedigger]

looking like SL

[ElkSlayer]

aproched with caution

[elkslayer4x5]

offered an onion

[ElkSlayer]

served with Backstrap

[Rangerj]

but he didn't

[Simple Life]

cause he knew

[gravedigger]

onions killed people

[ElkSlayer]

that didn't eat

[Rangerj]

the yellow snow

[Simple Life]

behind ElkSlayer's house

[elkslayer4x5]

amongst the onions

[ElkSlayer]

Koda was snarling

[Rangerj]

and swamp moss

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

at Simple life:p

[Rangerj]

indoor swimming pool

[Rangerj]

that didn't float

[elkslayer4x5]

Thru the.............................onions!

[Rangerj]

that were sliced

[ElkSlayer]

and deep fried

[Rangerj]

with dill pickles

[ElkSlayer]

and ice cream

[Rangerj]

that had melted

[ElkSlayer]

in his truck

[Rangerj]

heat was on

[ElkSlayer]

seat was sticky

[Rangerj]

cat licked it

[elkslayer4x5]

way too icky

[Rangerj]

he's too picky

[ElkSlayer]

for a cat.......

[Rangerj]

with no ears

[ElkSlayer]

still hear mice

[Rangerj]

chewing on the

[ElkSlayer]

sticky truck seat

[Rangerj]

and creating the

[ElkSlayer]

huge chewed hole

[Rangerj]

that looked like

[elkslayer4x5]

a simple life

[Rangerj]

back in the

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

good old days

[Rangerj]

long since gone

[ElkSlayer]

down the road

[Simple Life]

with no money

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and many bows:cool:

[Rangerj]

with a cooler

[ElkSlayer]

full of soda

[Rangerj]

in plastic bottles

[ElkSlayer]

packed in ice

[Rangerj]

bought from the

[ElkSlayer]

local Dari Mart

[Rangerj]

owned by the

[ElkSlayer]

the local dariys

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and the mob!!!! http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlnXI7sBb8nYFmiqwOjZwUQN5Mhgmvu sfhuGsFwqdIWsN8IcUI (http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mobster+smiley&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=sO1&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1024&bih=661&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=UfqzqXjDp7E8IM:&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/499447984/stream&docid=UebWU6bpjTGtbM&itg=1&imgurl=http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/151/eb05cb80cac44a078c18c55292b315f1/t.jpg&w=90&h=90&ei=Mb3rTpyTJKPi0QHgosTlCQ&zoom=1)

[Rangerj]

who own most

[ElkSlayer]

everything in vegas

[Rangerj]

and the US

[gravedigger]

Is not what

[Rangerj]

we should have

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and is going

[Rangerj]

to get worse

[Simple Life]

Before it gets

[Rangerj]

the attention of

[ElkSlayer]

all the dogs

[Rangerj]

were chasing cars

[ElkSlayer]

down the freeway

[Rangerj]

away from town

[ElkSlayer]

into oregons desert

[Rangerj]

with cactus and

[ElkSlayer]

coyotes running scared

[Rangerj]

in the snow

[ElkSlayer]

so deep they

[Rangerj]

had to stop

[gravedigger]

and pee to

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

be able to

[Simple Life]

follow their way

[Rangerj]

to the main

[Simple Life]

place where the

[Rangerj]

rabbit buffet is

[ElkSlayer]

bears were already

[Rangerj]

eating their lunch

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

in Don's yard

[Rangerj]

hidden by grass

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

But on camera

[Rangerj]

they were grinning

[Simple Life]

and smiling from

[ElkSlayer]

ear to ear

[Spiker]

then their liver's

[gravedigger]

started bursting from

[Simple Life]

a bad case

[Rangerj]

too much chili

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and green eggs

[Rangerj]

causing green fluid

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

to run out

[Rangerj]

all of the

[gravedigger]

places that are

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

very wide open

[Rangerj]

dark and spooky

[Simple Life]

So bring a

[Rangerj]

flashlight and pistol

[gravedigger]

to hunt http://images.imagelinky.com/1327988147.jpg (http://images.imagelinky.com/1327988147.jpg)

[Rangerj]

the blood suckers

[droppixel]

ran me down

[Rangerj]

But I escaped

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

to the moon

[Rangerj]

riding on a

[Simple Life]

super dupper red

[Rangerj]

do whoppy do

[Arrow Splitter]

1998 Volkswagon Beetlebug

[Rangerj]

Painted with flowers

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and daisy's in

[Rangerj]

flourescent green hues

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

Then ran away

[Rangerj]

To Walmart for

[minnie]

some more rope

[Rangerj]

to tie up.....

[Simple Life]

A big load

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

of slimy snakes

[Rangerj]

for the Wizard

[Simple Life]

to make some

[Rangerj]

serpent bow strings

[Simple Life]

over to Hutch's

[Rangerj]

for color coordination

[minnie]

and secret formula

[Rangerj]

which will enhance

[Simple Life]

and make superior

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

my bow shooting:cool:

[Rangerj]

into the unknown

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

teenie weenie target





Hutch:cool:

[Rangerj]

at 100 yards

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with a mirror







Hutch

[Rangerj]

using both feet

[Simple Life]

and blind folded

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and running fast

[Rangerj]

through the swamp

[TEN RING]

with pink sandals

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and green hair

[Rangerj]

with purple flowers

[TEN RING]

shooting left handed

[Rangerj]

old style bow

[Matrix]

then he fell

[Rangerj]

face first into

[TEN RING]

A bees nest

[Rangerj]

that were angry

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and stung him

[gravedigger]

on the rear

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and the ear

[Rangerj]

and the nose

[TEN RING]

wow looking for

[Rangerj]

some quick relief

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

he grabbed a

[Rangerj]

ice cold beer

[gravedigger]

and pounded it

[Rangerj]

on the head

[TEN RING]

And turned right

[Rangerj]

into the path

[TEN RING]

In front of

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

a big buck








Hutch

[TEN RING]

with drop tines

[Rangerj]

wearing blue sunglasses

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and a green

[Rangerj]

stripe on his

[TEN RING]

can go there

[Rangerj]

can do what?

[droppixel]

So today I

[Rangerj]

walked to the

[droppixel]

meat market to

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with pom-poms on

[gravedigger]

to cover my

[ElkSlayer]

best not say

[Rangerj]

what happened next

[Don B]

He pinched her....
Don.

[Rangerj]

firmly on the

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

nose and then

[Rangerj]

ran away laughing

[Don B]

while holding his....

[Arrow Splitter]

Hoyt bow firmly

[Rangerj]

with both feet

[Lung Buster]

Because his hands

[Rangerj]

were holding the

[dugout]

...bow tool box

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

then suddenly it

[Rangerj]

opened into a

[typically8]

Warm and fluffy.....

[Rangerj]

meadow of blue

[Lung Buster]

Berry pie filling

[Rangerj]

surrounded by a

[andy_camping]

crust of evergreens

[Rangerj]

covered with mold

[Lung Buster]

And infested with

[dugout]

large red Beatles

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

with bad diarrhea:cool:

[Lung Buster]

And terribble breath

[Rangerj]

and were naked

[typically8]

They taste like..

[dugout]

the green rabbits...

[Rangerj]

with gravy and

[Lung Buster]

A side of

[Rangerj]

toasted camel ears

[dugout]

way over cooked

[Rangerj]

covered with mustard

[typically8]

greens, of which...

[Rangerj]

were not the

[Lung Buster]

Best of tasting

[Rangerj]

even with beer

[typically8]

Or tabasco, or.....

[Rangerj]

hot cheese toppings

[typically8]

;however, we soon......

[Rangerj]

were aware of

[droppixel]

the explosive sound

[Rangerj]

deep in the

[typically8]

Heart of Texas

[Rangerj]

where the land

[Hutch~n~Son Archery]

and the people

[Rangerj]

all smelled funny

[Lung Buster]

Just like rotten

[Rangerj]

wild Emu eggs

[Jd10ac]

filled with poo

[Rangerj]

green and yellow

[Lung Buster]

And topped with

[Rangerj]

pine cones and

[typically8]

A brand new

[Lung Buster]

Shiny bike helmet

[dugout]

just in case

[Rangerj]

the Emus return

[dugout]

home to Texas

[Rangerj]

where the rabbits

[Jd10ac]

with hungry zombies