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Hutch~n~Son Archery
11-11-2011, 11:04 AM
Here is a story a read on another forum

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
' I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
' I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.



The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
' I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy..
' I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.



The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
' I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
' I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy
' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy




Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'




You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -
'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'

HUTCH:cool:

rpalt1
11-11-2011, 11:32 AM
omg! thats bad lmao

gravedigger
11-11-2011, 11:48 AM
im the third little piggy.lmao thats good

elkslayer4x5
11-12-2011, 05:53 AM
im the third little piggy.lmao thats good

I don't know GD, last time you had lots and lot of beer, you ended up with your jaw wired shut! :D
And Hutch, you're right.

gravedigger
11-12-2011, 06:49 AM
I don't know GD, last time you had lots and lot of beer, you ended up with your jaw wired shut! :D
And Hutch, you're right.

hmmmmm,good point.but i do have the other 2 little pigs to drive me home.....as long as the big bad wolf do show up and try to blow me down.lol

elkslayer4x5
11-12-2011, 07:46 AM
Bye the way, did any of those guys get nabbed?

gravedigger
11-12-2011, 01:11 PM
Bye the way, did any of those guys get nabbed?

not a one.but oh well.carma will catch up to who ever they are and bite them in the *** big time.

peace
11-12-2011, 02:44 PM
Ban HIM For That, LOL!!!

Whoops! Forgot He's a Mod, LOL!