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TEN RING
03-25-2012, 04:38 PM
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Carpshooter, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Carpshooter, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

Carpshooter is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

bfisher
03-25-2012, 05:21 PM
Now that one I like. I needed a good laugh. And maybe I could use that prescription myself.

Hutch~n~Son Archery
03-26-2012, 12:11 AM
Now thats funny!






Hutch:cool:

HawgEnvy
03-26-2012, 04:38 AM
Now that one I like. I needed a good laugh. And maybe I could use that prescription myself.

of course the old guys can relate:p


Now thats funny!






Hutch:cool:

Hutch~n~Son Archery
03-26-2012, 12:29 PM
of course the old guys can relate:pYep Doc!!!!!



Hutch:cool:

gravedigger
03-26-2012, 12:45 PM
ya smell that.............................................. ................last nights tacos.:eek::eek:

Arrow Splitter
03-26-2012, 01:04 PM
LOL That was funny. :D:D

A.S

wscywabbit
03-26-2012, 01:21 PM
That's a good one lol!