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Hutch~n~Son Archery
06-12-2012, 03:26 PM
On January 9 a group of Manning Iowa bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.




The leader Carpy a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished,Carpy gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

droppixel
06-12-2012, 09:31 PM
Lol

Speedykills
06-12-2012, 09:37 PM
:p:p

gravedigger
06-13-2012, 11:57 AM
to good,that is just to darn good

Rangerj
06-13-2012, 08:43 PM
;););)

bigredhunter00
06-13-2012, 09:09 PM
hutch thats a funny joke, just told it to my wifes friends nephew who happens to bat for the other team. He thought it was funny. Great job on a funny joke.