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08-17-2013, 05:42 AM
A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch
> area. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
> The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto a table,
> and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left
> testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual
> method to check for a hernia.
> "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
> testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
> "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-
> snip-snip on the right side...
> thensnip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he
> was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not
> hurt.
> The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
> see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he
> walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."


Sonny Thomas
08-17-2013, 07:27 AM

08-17-2013, 09:10 PM
That's just wrong, but funny! :)