I bet he wasn't happy when he didn't get his 72 virgins either!
Osama at the pearly gates
When Osama Bin Laden died, he was met by George Washington as he tried to approach the Pearly Gates. Washington slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then stood before him, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beating Bin Laden with a long cane and snarling "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Bin Laden lay bleeding and in terrible pain, the Prophet Mohammad appeared. Bin Laden fell at his feet weeping and said, "This is not what you promised me!"
Mohammad replied, "My son, it is exactly what I promised. I clearly said that for those who murder innocents in the name of Allah, there would be 72 Virginians waiting for them in the after-life. What did you think I said?"
One less terrorist, but we still have to deal with those who are dragging the USA and other countries into fiscal bankruptsy. They will bury us all. They're called politicians.