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    Default The Fisherman And The Frog

    A guy is 65 years old and loves to fish.
    He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
    He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
    He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
    He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog
    The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
    The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
    The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog than a talking woman'.
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    MLN was that you with the frog in the pocket? Huh!!!! Huh!!!!!

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    I'm not that old! But I am married so I have to keep it in my pocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MLN1963 View Post
    I'm not that old! But I am married so I have to keep it in my pocket.
    not a bad idea if you want to stay married.lol

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    The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth
    floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'


    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.



    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
    I'm a Lefty


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    That's a funny story NN, except I would have left out the last three lines.
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    NN now that a good one.i like it

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