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    A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.
    When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel ....
    Oh, by the way -- I converted to Christianity."
    "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
    He took his problem to his best friend, Ike.

    "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian.
    What can I do?"

    "Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel
    and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi."

    So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.
    "Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel
    and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

    And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

    As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the Heavens:
    "Funny you should ask," said the Voice.

    "I, too, sent my Son to Israel .........."
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    Lol, that's a good one Cycle.
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    Thanks for sharing, immediately told this to the wife....
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    Cycle your going down the right path
    I like that one!! I printed it to past it around.





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    Thanks guys. I hope alot more will enjoy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclepath View Post
    Thanks guys. I hope alot more will enjoy it.

    Threw it up on facebook so that crowd got a laugh...
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    i dont get it.is it suposed to be a joke.or somthing meaningful.or????

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