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    Default Farting all the time

    Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

    Carpshooter, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

    The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

    Carpshooter, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
    "Hmm," says the Doctor,

    He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

    Carpshooter is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

    "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
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    Now that one I like. I needed a good laugh. And maybe I could use that prescription myself.
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    Now thats funny!






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    Quote Originally Posted by bfisher View Post
    Now that one I like. I needed a good laugh. And maybe I could use that prescription myself.
    of course the old guys can relate

    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch~n~Son Archery View Post
    Now thats funny!






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    Quote Originally Posted by HawgEnvy View Post
    of course the old guys can relate
    Yep Doc!!!!!



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    ya smell that.............................................. ................last nights tacos.

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    LOL That was funny.

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    That's a good one lol!
    My wife packed my bags and threw me out, as I was walking out the door, she told me "I hope you have a long and miserable life!"... To which I replied "Oh, now you want me to stay?!" LOL

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