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    Default The tie shop

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

    The Taliban asked, Do you have water?
    The Jewish man replied, I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5 or 2 for $8.

    The Taliban shouted, Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!

    OK, OK said the old Jewish man, It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead!!! Your IDIOT brother said he wont let me in without a tie!!!
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    LOL That's a good one.

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    Good one
    Last edited by Rangerj; 04-08-2012 at 08:06 PM.

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