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    Will I Live to see 80?
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    > Here's something to think about.
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    > I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
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    > After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly
    > well' for my age. (I just turned " sixty-ish").
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    > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
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    > 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
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    > He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
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    > 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
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    > Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?
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    > 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very
    > unhealthy!'
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    > 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating,
    > sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
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    > 'No, I don't,' I said.
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    > He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'
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    > 'No,' I said...
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    > He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a crap?'
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    LOL Thanks for the laugh thats great!
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    Good one....
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