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    A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch
    > area. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
    > The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
    >
    > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto a table,
    > and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left
    > testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual
    > method to check for a hernia.
    >
    > "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
    > testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
    >
    > "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-
    > snip-snip on the right side...
    > thensnip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he
    > was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not
    > hurt.
    >
    > The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
    > see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he
    > walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
    >
    > The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
    >
    > The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
    >
    > The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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    That's just wrong, but funny!
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