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    Ammo is getting scarce!

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought for a few seconds and asked,

    "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
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    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!
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    My wife doesn't laugh at too many jokes, but I told her this one and at least got a chuckle.
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