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    Try this out:
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    > On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
    > to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
    > made by Johnson & Johnson
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    >
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    > Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
    > your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
    > you will not be disturbed.
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    > Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
    > favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
    > thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
    > so that it will not become chipped or broken.
    >
    >
    >
    > Now the fun part begins.
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    > Take out the literature from the box and read it
    > carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
    > statement:
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    > 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson
    > &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
    >
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    > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'
    > I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality
    > control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
    >
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    > HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
    > ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN THAN
    > YOURS!
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > .........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on
    > your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an
    > old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson
    > & Johnson ! ! ! ! !
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    Amen to that!
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    I know a guy in Racine WI that works in a Johnson and Johnson QC lab, but he's a chemist!
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