Ding dong Osama's gone!

[MLN1963]

The mother should have been put on display for the world to see. I could care less if they let him rot to nothing before cleaning the display area.

I'll drink to that!

I bet he wasn't happy when he didn't get his 72 virgins either!

[Rottzilla]

Osama at the pearly gates

When Osama Bin Laden died, he was met by George Washington as he tried to approach the Pearly Gates. Washington slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry then stood before him, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beating Bin Laden with a long cane and snarling "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Bin Laden lay bleeding and in terrible pain, the Prophet Mohammad appeared. Bin Laden fell at his feet weeping and said, "This is not what you promised me!"

Mohammad replied, "My son, it is exactly what I promised. I clearly said that for those who murder innocents in the name of Allah, there would be 72 Virginians waiting for them in the after-life. What did you think I said?"

Will

[alex]

The world is a better place today.

Are you sure? Because i see absolutely no difference.

[elkslayer4x5]

Osama at the pearly gates

When Osama Bin Laden died, he was met by George Washington as he tried to approach the Pearly Gates. Washington slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry then stood before him, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beating Bin Laden with a long cane and snarling "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Bin Laden lay bleeding and in terrible pain, the Prophet Mohammad appeared. Bin Laden fell at his feet weeping and said, "This is not what you promised me!"

Mohammad replied, "My son, it is exactly what I promised. I clearly said that for those who murder innocents in the name of Allah, there would be 72 Virginians waiting for them in the after-life. What did you think I said?"

Will

I always knew that there was a error in that transtation!

[Arrow Splitter]

Are you sure? Because i see absolutely no difference.

I've got to agree with this statement.

[cjchasman]

Are you sure? Because i see absolutely no difference.

My street smarts tell me one less dirt bag is always better than one more...My optimistic side is only hoping for some of our service men and women to feel just a little safer today and one more step closer to home, I think that will hold true. If it is so than Yes, I feel the world is a little better.

[Montalaar]

Are you sure? Because i see absolutely no difference.

I agree... :/

[bfisher]

One less terrorist, but we still have to deal with those who are dragging the USA and other countries into fiscal bankruptsy. They will bury us all. They're called politicians.

[MLN1963]

One less terrorist, but we still have to deal with those who are dragging the USA and other countries into fiscal bankruptsy. They will bury us all. They're called politicians.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

[Spiker]

One less terrorist, but we still have to deal with those who are dragging the USA and other countries into fiscal bankruptsy. They will bury us all. They're called politicians.

Yup!
And bring our people back here where they belong.